Your mom’s reaction to your birth:
Oh gosh everything’s perfect so far…
Your first day at home:
What is this.
Your first memory:
Learning to walk:
Leaning to talk:
Parents’ reaction to when you first used the potty:
Omg but he is still so beautiful it hurts my soul.
First day of school:
First day of middle school:
Learning that there is no recess in middle school:
Ugh this man.
Leaning that there’s no Santa Clauses:
How your best friends see you:
Absolutely, positively, perfect.
Learning to drive:
When you land your dream career:
Your reaction to getting proposed to:
You get married to:
When you get married:
Baby got back!:
How your first child’s gonna be:
Got that right, son.
You retire from your epic job:
You get too old to take care of yourself:
Omg I swear this is so perfect.
People at your funeral:
Your friends at your funeral:
Your after life:
Omg. Yes. Just yes.