kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

July 25 2014, 07:10 AM   •   89,870 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

July 25 2014, 07:09 AM   •   81,797 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
July 25 2014, 07:08 AM   •   156 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#movie  

anotherassbuttfoundmyurl:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

The amount of times I touch people without realising? I notice like 5 minutes later :(

July 25 2014, 07:06 AM   •   18,813 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#psych  

THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT TO HOW ATTRACTIVE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER CAN BE…..

July 25 2014, 07:03 AM   •   9,612 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#anime  

cheezus-crispo:

we call this “american mulan” in my home

July 25 2014, 07:02 AM   •   325,965 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
So how was you day dearie?
Anonymous Asked

It was good, kinda boring. I mean, all day, I had the urge to just clean and organize my entire room, bake a cake, and listen to French classics out loud. But, y’know, a girl can only dream.

How about you, Anon?

The original piece about the child telling Madonna to go fuck herself is actually from "The Global Edition" - which is a satire site akin to The Onion. The original age of the child was 4 -- likely changed to make it seem more believable. Several people in the chain have noted that it's fake, but others keep reblogging as if it's real.
Anonymous Asked

Ughhhhh why does this keep happening to all these posts..? Should I tag it as fake or leave it on my blog? I’ll probably just tag it…

Thank you for the heads up, Anon.

July 25 2014, 06:14 AM   •   2,891 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

pottersir:

[4/8] Harry Potter piano sheets

July 24 2014, 10:40 PM   •   4,167 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#hp  
bruh i gotta tell u this story my ex destroyed my soul last night im white and my girl is white so i sent her a snapchat of me with my new girl whos sexier than her and i said the caption moving on the bigger and better things and she sent me a pic of her with her mouth on some huge black dick like 12 inches with the caption me too honestly i cried for a little his dick was like triple my size just imagine her getting dug out with that hurt me inside i still love her
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

darebearlee:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

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Serves you right, lmao

idk why this doesnt have a million notes

*every single nigga reading this*

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Don’t start shit you can’t finish.

Jesus H Christ

July 24 2014, 10:40 PM   •   4,826 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself 

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

July 24 2014, 10:39 PM   •   115,738 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

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July 24 2014, 10:37 PM   •   1,244 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#avatar  

piercedbyapoisonedarrow:

plaid-wearing-hunter:

serbran:

goldenboydean:

alice-isnt-mad-we-are:

nivalvixen:

exhumana:

ADOPTED BLACK

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MIDDLE-AGED WOLF!

the vampire memoires

healer who

Watson

The End

July 24 2014, 10:37 PM   •   58,847 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
Not to be a PITA, but just writing in to inform you that your theme doesn't really work on Opera. I'm not telling you to change it or anything, but just giving you a heads-up in case you didn't know.
Anonymous Asked

Opera? Oh man….uh well okay….I guess I’ll change it. Thank you for telling me.